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<node TEXT="Time">
<node TEXT="Brushing"/>
<node TEXT="Washing"/>
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<node TEXT="Knots"/>
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<node TEXT="Pros">
<node TEXT="Metal image">
<node TEXT="Headbanging"/>
<node TEXT="Windmilling"/>
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<node TEXT="Looks /really/ out of place in a metal band"/>
<node TEXT="No-one will recognise me"/>
<node TEXT="Those who do will do nothing but take the piss for months"/>
<node TEXT="Too late to change my mind"/>
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<node TEXT="Pros">
<node TEXT="Less time consuming"/>
<node TEXT="Won&apos;t be called &quot;Jesus&quot; any time soon"/>
<node TEXT="Looks &quot;normal&quot;">
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<node TEXT="Women"/>
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