<html>&lt;title>~~~MyIP~~~: Jason's DHCP Address&lt;/title>
&lt;meta http-equiv="Refresh" content="3; URL=http://~~~MyIP~~~/">
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&lt;body>&lt;h1>A Static Link to a Dynamic Target&lt;/h1>
&lt;h2>You are being sent to my home web server.&lt;/h2>If this
redirect fails, it could be because my server is down due to
power or cable outage. So you might try back later.&lt;hr>
My Current IP address: ~~~MyIP~~~
&lt;ul>
&lt;li>My home &lt;a href=http://~~~MyIP~~~/>web&lt;/a>
&lt;li>My home &lt;a href=telnet:~~~MyIP~~~>shell&lt;/a>
&lt;li>My home &lt;a href=mailto:root@~~~MyIP~~~>email&lt;/a>
&lt;/ul>
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