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                  Doctor Quack's Medical Dictionary

                         by Dr. Z. Quack, Phd

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Anyone who reads this book is mad.

Anyone who is mad should see a doctor.

Doctor Quack is the only one who can help you now.

[if_not did_quack]Doctor Quack is standing right behind you.

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